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A: Do you believe everything you hear?

B: I don’t believe anything I don’t see with my own eyes.

A: You can’t believe what you hear on TV or radio.

B: You can’t believe what you read in the newspapers.

A: Everyone tells you a different story about the same thing.

B: Three different people will give you three different stories.

A: And the government will give you a fourth story.

B: Yes, like the government says not to worry about the swine flu.

A: But the swine flu just killed 20 people in Mexico.

B: The government says we have nothing to worry about.

A: Then why are some schools telling the kids to stay home?

B: The government says to wash our hands frequently, and we’ll all be okay.