اوممم، شیرینی

Mmm, Cookies!

Christopher walked down into the basement and saw a big pile of play clay in the corner.“Wow!”‌ said Christopher.“I love play clay.”

So he got himself a piece of red play clay and whapped it in his hands…WHAP, WHAP, WHAP, WHAP, WHAP.Made it nice and round…SWISH, SWISH, SWISH, SWISH, SWISH.Sprinkled it with sugar…CHIK, CHIK, CHIK, CHIK, CHIK.Covered it with yellow icing…Glick, Glick, Glick, Glick, Glick.And put some raisins on top…PLUNK, PLUNK, PLUNK, PLUNK, PLUNK.

Then Christopher went upstairs and said, “Mommy, look! Daddy made you a cookie!”‌“Ohhhhh!”‌ said his mother.“That’s so nice! I didn’t even know he could cook.”‌So she picked up that cookie and took a big bite.SCRRUUUNNNNCH! And she yelled, “YUCK! PWAH! SPLICHT! PLAY CLAY! GLA-GLA-GLA-GLA!”‌

She ran to the bathroom and washed out her mouth for a long time… SCRITCH-SCRITCH, SCRITCH-SCRITCH, SCRITCH-SCRITCH.While his mother was washing out her mouth, Christopher got himself another piece of red play clay.

He whapped it in his hands… WHAP, WHAP, WHAP, WHAP, WHAP.Made it nice and round… SWISH, SWISH, SWISH, SWISH, SWISH.Sprinkled it with sugar… CHIK, CHIK, CHIK, CHIK, CHIK.Covered it with yellow icing… Glick, Glick, Glick, Glick, Glick.And put some raisins on top… PLUNK, PLUNK, PLUNK, PLUNK, PLUNK.

Then he went upstairs to find his father.Christopher said, “Daddy, look! Mommy made you a cookie.”‌“Ohhhhh!”‌ said his father.“That’s so nice! It’s been a long time since your mother made me cookies.”‌So he picked it up and took a big bite.SCRRUUUNNNNCH! And he yelled, “YUCK! PWAH! SPLICHT! PLAY CLAY! GLA-GLA-GLA-GLA!”‌

That cookie tasted so bad, he ran to the bathroom and washed out his mouth. SCRITCH-SCRITCH, SCRITCH-SCRITCH, SCRITCH-SCRITCH.By the time his father and mother came out of the bathroom, Christopher was late for school.

So they called up the teacher and said, “Christopher is giving people PLAY CLAY cookies!”‌ “Don’t worry,”‌ said the teacher.“I know just what to do.”‌

She got herself some red play clay and whapped it in her hands… WHAP, WHAP, WHAP, WHAP, WHAP.Made it nice and round… SWISH, SWISH, SWISH, SWISH, SWISH.Sprinkled it with sugar… CHIK, CHIK, CHIK, CHIK, CHIK.Covered it with yellow icing… Glick, Glick, Glick, Glick, Glick.And put some raisins on top… PLUNK, PLUNK, PLUNK, PLUNK, PLUNK.

Then she put the cookie on Christopher’s chair.When Christopher came in, he said, “Look at the lovely cookie!”‌He picked it up and took a big bite.SCRRUUUNNNNCH! And he yelled, “YUCK! PWAH! SPLICHT! PLAY CLAY! GLA-GLA-GLA-GLA!”‌

That cookie tasted so bad, he ran to the bathroom and washed out his mouth.BURBLE BURBLE SPLAT SPLICHT BWAHHH.

When Christopher came back from the bathroom, the teacher said, “And now would everyone like to make some REAL cookies?”‌And the class yelled “YES!”‌And when Christopher was done with his cookie…he took it home to give to his mother and father.